We know you’re the perfect gentleman, mama taught you well and you really keep chivalry alive with your open doors and pulled out chairs. Well mannered men are extremely attractive to a woman and appeals to the deepest corners of her feminine mind.
While table etiquette, everyday manners and handling cutlery all come in handy when you’re wooing your lady what most men overlook is the etiquette which needs be followed in bed.
Yeah that’s right there’s a code of ethics for when you take your lady to bed and no you don’t hang chivalry at the door on your way in. We realize your mama never wanted to teach you the basics of being courteous during a steamy romp so here’s a quick list of things to be mindful of when you do the deed.
Hygiene and grooming
That rugged, unwashed look works just fine if you’re Gerard Butler and just returned leading the Spartan war, but in the case you don’t fit that bill, please don’t bother with the adventurous look because it doesn’t work in anyone’s favour.
Hygiene and grooming are of utmost importance to a healthy sex life in so many ways, the most important of which I feel is the fact that she probably won’t keep wanting more if you smelled like something the cat dragged in. Granted sex doesn’t occur as and when expected and you might be caught off guard but at least have the good sense to excuse yourself and walk over to the washroom to clean up.
DO NOT rip her clothes apart
This is personal experience speaking, I know it looks great in movies when you rip her button-down in an intense throe of passion right off of her. Well here’s the low down, turns out our promises of sexual nirvana don’t quite match up to the charms of a Giordano top and she’s not going to be very happy to find her clothing in tatters once the deed is done.
Take my advice, be gentle with the clothes and try to remember where you threw her underwear, they have a way of lodging in the hardest to find places.
Distractions
Unless it’s a call from your boss to grant you a raise or a booty call from an even hotter girl, don’t let a ringing phone disturb you in the bedroom, same goes for doorbells and other annoying distractions.
The main reasoning is that women tend to be very self conscious during sex and leaving them in bed to answer your phone leaves them feeling exposed and that’s not appreciated in most cases.
Cuddling
I’m no fan of cuddling either and I sympathize with every other man who feels the same way, leaving bed to check the score of the T20 or pick up where you stopped that game of Counterstrike are perfectly justifiable actions' but the thing is that women feel the most vulnerable immediately post coitus.
Most women will expect you to stay in bed following sex and as demanding as that may sound it isn’t half bad if you relax.
All take
This is a big no no if you’re expecting this girl to sleep with you again and/or expect her to put in a good word to any other interested parties.
It might be ok to be a selfish lover once in a while but on the long run (in the case of a long run) the give and take should be evenly balanced out. Try to make up for all the taking you’ll do during sex by spending a little more time taking care of her during foreplay.
Fetishes
Whether it’s a foot fetish or a tendency toward S&M, it should be discussed with her before you try to bring your fantasy into the bedroom. Whipping out the handcuffs unexpectedly in the middle of having sex is a serious etiquette mistake and will freak her out even if she might have otherwise been open to the idea.
Talk about your fetishes together and share your fantasies. You might discover that you have some in common.
Nice guys finish last
Well this one doesn’t need any explaining does it? Take care of the girl before you take yourself to the promised land. A good idea is to get her there during foreplay so there isn’t a lot of pressure for you during the main event.
By Dilshan Senaratne
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