Worst Marriage Proposals

Dec 08 2015.

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Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time! 
 
Worldwide proposals that may or may not make you feel slightly better about yours! 
 
1. The one we hope never actually happened - Arrange a fancy date night with your girlfriend, including dinner at a posh restaurant. In the middle of the meal, fake a brain aneurysm. Bite into a concealed blood pack, collapse and fall onto the floor, the whole bit. A "doctor" or a "nurse" planted at an adjacent table rolls you onto your back, checks you, and says that you're not breathing and you have no pulse. He or she rips open your shirt to apply a defibrillator... revealing "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" written on your chest in red body paint. Pull out the ring, and say, "I can't live without you, baby." 
 
2. The not so happy occasion -  My dad's method was pretty bad. He was supposed to pick my mom up from work (on his motorcycle), and he was late. She was annoyed and chewed him out the entire way home. When they got home, he was fuming, and said something along the lines of "You want to know why I'm late? Here!" and slammed down the box with the ring in it. He had been late because he was picking it out. She said yes. 
 
 
3. The one with all the cheese - I proposed to my wife using the police. I had her get pulled over and then they told her she was the suspect in a theft crime. She got all nervous and then the police officer pulled out a picture of me and told her "you stole this man's heart." "Then I got out of the back of the cop car and dropped the knee. She liked it." 
 
4. Not Lovin’ It - First, take his girlfriend to McDonald's - order a chicken sandwich from the drive-thru staff (who were, of course, in on the whole thing), then ask his partner to open up the box for him where the ring would be waiting on a bun. But it didn't quite go to plan. Because when Joseph's girlfriend opened up the fast food meal, she was less than impressed with her boyfriend's efforts - and promptly burst into tears, telling him she couldn't marry him. 
 
 
5. Location - all about location, location, location... and so is this guy apparently. The young man chose public toilets as his venue for popping the question, complete with questionnaire on the cubicle door. The napkin under his bended knee is a nice touch though.. not sure about the rest of it. 
 
6. Love Hurts - especially when you get a shoulder-width tattoo to pop the question. It'd would be even more painful if she said no though. 
 
 
7. The App of Love - A man commissioned a company to custom-build an iPhone app containing clues and presented to his girlfriend one morning. What followed was a 200km scavenger hunt across Sydney, where the couple live, to their favourite cafes, parks and train stations. As Melody followed clues in the app, it posted her progress on Facebook so friends and family could stay updated. The adventure ended, 12 hours later, in a penthouse, with a message sewn inside one of her teddy bears. Thankfully, after all that, she said yes. 
 
8. I Dough - He proposed in the middle of a Tim Hortons parking lot with a bread twist-tie. I was 18, but thankfully not an idiot. 
 
 
9. Love has NO Boundaries - First time he emailed the proposal, second time he did it over the phone, third time was six years after the second proposal and at least it was in person. I said no to all three. 
 
 
10. ‘No, Pancake’ - She was about to break up with him when he proposed to her at a crowded restaurant. All the patrons looked on while this happened. She panicked and nodded to keep up an act while she whispered 'no, pancake' to him. He went along with this and they fake smiled and shared an awkward hug while all the patrons clapped. Later, they broke up. 
 


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