Baby Banter

Parenting

Okay looks like we’re going on another trip, wasn’t the visit to the Big Match last weekend enough already?.

Nice Guys Finish Last (Part 2)

Parenting

Here’s the scenario, you’ve just scored that amazing looking girl and finally got her to come home with you.

Blue and Gold…all the way

Parenting

  Woah’, I have been sucking on my dummy way too long, WHERE AM I?

Nice Guys Finish Last (Part 1)

Parenting

The bedroom is one place where the sport is completely stacked against men, allowing women to perform leagues better than most men t...

Spice things up

Parenting

Sex has come a long way from being considered a taboo, then a badly kept secret and now to being the best selling factor in the worl...

Three’s a crowd!!!

Parenting

  Woke up and all I could see was darkness…oh my goodness…what’s happened, have I lost my eyesight, oh ...

‘Mt Mummy’ is about to ERUPT!!!

Parenting

I am sure all parents would agree with me, a day spent with our children plays havoc on our emotions. It is a rollercoaster ride of ...

Was that the real thing

Parenting

The amount of women who have admitted to faking an orgasm in their life is a staggering 64%, that’s a bit more than half of th...

Attacked..by school GERMS!!!

Parenting

The kids have only been back at school for five to six weeks and we have been attacked by a petulant of school germs. From the sniff...

Baby Banter

Parenting

  So guess what!?!...I’m on the move now, this is terrific, I can bottom shuffle my way around the room and nothing l...

Top signs that she’s flirting

Parenting

Women in general tend to be enigmatic to the point of confusing men with a rather impressive flare and within the context of this ar...

Why she took him back

Parenting

  It’s the age old question and we just might have new answers; why do women so gladly welcome cheating men into thei...

I’ll CRY if I want to!

Parenting

I survey the room in despair. Smashed cupcakes on the floor which hours before I painstakingly decorated with tiny hearts, melted ic...

It’s a Dog’s world out there

Parenting

So the other day Dad comes home with a puppy. I see him getting out of the car with the cute bundle in his arms and I think to mysel...

Bad Boy Dates

Parenting

Remember that movie date you went on last week? How you had a whole heap of fun, laughing and joking around, the little ice cream pa...

Motherhood is not for WIMPS

Parenting

As I clean up after a sick child, I hear the baby crying for her bottle. With just the geckos to keep me company I plod along to the...

Last Minute Valentine Gifts

Parenting

Pink ribbons and cut out hearts are the rage these days with Valentine's Day almost upon us, while many of us surrender our arms...

How to spot a player: Part 3

Parenting

Casanova the ultimate player of known history is classified as an adventurer and author, a fine gentleman whose antics are know...

Me and my Calendar

Parenting

​ With such a busy household to run, Sunday evening demands that I sit for a few minutes, trusty organizer in hand going throu...

Baby Banter

Parenting

I find it so hard to stay up at night these days, age is catching up with me I think. What to do. After a nine hour sleep marathon, ...

Mummy Burnout!

Parenting

  With a nursing baby and three other schooling kids, it is safe to say that I definitely have my hands full. My newborn wh...

Walk the talk

Parenting

Women tend to be extremely complicated beings and quite often act rather erratic too, nowhere else is the enigma of a woman more obv...

Curvy is “in”

Parenting

Come the end of the first month in a brand new year most of us have successfully trashed our new year’s resolutions and are we...

MUM, can’t be CLONED!!!

Parenting

With four kids at home, it is safe to say that I am the Queen of multitasking. I can cook a whole roast dinner with trimmings whilst...

Baby Banter

Parenting

Well isn’t someone in trouble and it’s not Dad for a change. Big Sister has apparently penciled someone in Nurser...

Baby Banter

Parenting

So since Mum’s had the cold last week, Dad- the martyr, phisssh, has taken upon himself to give me a bath. If you call being s...

Breast is BEST

Parenting

With the return of the kids back to school means, along comes ‘the back to school’ colds that spreads like wildfi...

Worst Case Date Saves

Parenting

  It’s happened to all of us. If all your dates go smooth as silk, this really isn’t the article for you and we...

Where are the children?

Parenting

As parents, we have all experienced that gut wrenching, cold sweat moment where you are out in public and you loose sight of your li...